No Hump Day Wednesday

I went to my girlfriend's house and she directed to me to rummage through her closet for her genie costume. Little did I know it could also pass for a stripper outfit. I left it right there in her closet and passed the ugliest turtleneck sweater. When asking her why she did not throw it out, her response was "You brought it for me." I had to remind her there is a big difference between buying a gift for someone, putting it in a box and presenting it and paying for something in a store when she says she wants it. I felt kind of bad because I don't think I have ever given her a present, when I want to buy her something, we go to the store and I pay. I did find a perfect Halloween costume without looking like a slut - I took a pair of her scrubs and mask and I am going to be a doctor!

The lawyer and I got into a little tiff over the phone because he keeps telling his friends how great I am with the exception that I am a "serial dater". WTF??!!?? Why are men allowed to galavant with every Jane, Mary and Sue and I can't see a few new men a week. He said it makes me seem slutty - he emphasized that black men probably feel like that more so than white guys. Then he followed up with some shit like, black men aren't into that Sex and the City dating because all those chicks were sluts. Of course I asked, even Charlotte? He didn't know the difference. I didn't want him to know I was pressed, but damn I wish I was getting ass a few times a week like those bitches. I usually get a drink or a meal, no more no less. I was definitely less bitchy when I had a man. Not cause he made me happy (well maybe) but more so because love and sex make you relaxed. So I am kind of bummed that the ex and I are not really speaking and thus I have no real fuck buddy. When you have sex with someone you used to love, even if you are not together, it feels so much better than when you have convenient sex with some random dude. I am afraid I might start calling up guys from the past. Now I see why every now and again some random man from my past calls me - he must be feeling like I am right now. So I am hoping The Sheriff is down for some ass cause I think that's exactly who I want to call and "rekindle" things with. My last fuck buddy the model is in California trying to become the Actor, the Writer is in DC and no one else has tickled my spot to make the effort worth it. Its going to be a cold long winter in the gym. That's the only place I am going to be sweating. Unless my football wife friend wants to pass me a piece of ass from the Chargers when I go see her next month. I must go check out their line-up.

P.S. It doesn't help that I am reminded of my lack of sex life every day now that I have started the pill. Not to mention my breasts are almost always taut and firm as if they are waiting for someone to play with them. Fucking men. Useless when you have them and missed when you don't. Typical.